Monday, February 28, 2005
Attention Teenage Girls: You Cannot Win
Skim Milk Linked to Acne Among Teen Girls.
Adolescent Girl, as you read this article, excessively-mascaraed, midriff-bared, you must be hanging your hairsprayed head in defeat. Just when you almost had it all figured out! It's one more kick to the nuts from a world set entirely against you. You will have to start putting Diet Coke on your cereal.
Adolescent Girl, as you read this article, excessively-mascaraed, midriff-bared, you must be hanging your hairsprayed head in defeat. Just when you almost had it all figured out! It's one more kick to the nuts from a world set entirely against you. You will have to start putting Diet Coke on your cereal.