Monday, February 28, 2005

Attention Teenage Girls: You Cannot Win

Skim Milk Linked to Acne Among Teen Girls.

Adolescent Girl, as you read this article, excessively-mascaraed, midriff-bared, you must be hanging your hairsprayed head in defeat. Just when you almost had it all figured out! It's one more kick to the nuts from a world set entirely against you. You will have to start putting Diet Coke on your cereal.
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