Monday, April 04, 2005

March Madness

Australian Surgeons Reattach Boy's Foot, Hands

This incident took place "after a freak basketball accident...when a brick wall supporting a basketball backboard gave way as [Terry Vo] executed a slam dunk at a friend's birthday party...the weight and force of the collapse, and the sharp brick edges and a broken metal rain gutter, cut Vo's three limbs just above the wrists and ankle."

Dr. Robert Love, the dude who sewed a kid back together, says he expects a full recovery for the boy, and continues "I'm sure that he'll enjoy a game of basketball in the future."

Although I respect Dr. Love's opinion as a man of science, I'd like to humbly offer a second opinion which is that Terry Vo will in fact never enjoy the game of basketball again.
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